Hello!

Hello there. This is a blog for my writing, which comes in a few different forms.

I'm lucky enough to get to do some for work, but I also try and write poetry and comedy. I have previously written music reviews for The Fly magazine and written about various topics for a charity called the Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM), which aims to reduce male suicide.

I'll be putting stuff up here as it's better than it sitting on a hard drive.

And the title of the blog comes from a sketch that my mate Greg and I once wrote and I recently found again. The premise is probably the only saveable bit so I've nabbed it.

May you enjoy these works or at least go, 'good for him, now, what else is on?'.